Where will Peyton Manning land?

This was going to be a special edition of the Adam Rank Gridiron Podcast for Kids, but Arian Foster flaked on us. So I'm posting it here.

If you’ve been reading the news, Peyton Manning is moping about the culture change in Indianapolis. Coaches are getting fired. And it looks like he’s going to be out the door. And why not, the Colts are going to take Andrew Luck who’s a turnkey quarterback. Luck needs to start from the first day.

So here are the six best fits for Manning:

6. New York Jets
But Peyton Manning in New York would be about as fitting as Justin Bieber in a CBGB shirt. Although that hipster dufus would try to do that because those shirts are probably selling at your local 'hot topic.'

5. Seattle Seahawks
I might be dreaming. Forget win forever Pete Carroll, how about winning right now.

4. Dallas Cowboys
Let's be honest, Tony Romo (no many how many starlets he dates) doesn't have the big-name appeal needed for Dallas. Deal him to the Jets.

3. Washington Redskins
How many times has Dan Snyder overpaid for a guy well past his prime?

2. Miami Dolphins
Manning is about as hip as a Jimmy Buffett concert. And it's no coincidence Buffett is a minority owner of the Dolphins.

1. Arizona Cardinals
Arizona is where all of the snowbirds to retire. Oh yeah, and that Larry Fitzgerald guy.